My two best friends here are in relationships but don't feel the need to tone it down around me. Like baby-talk, cuddling, having an 'I love you' war. It's getting really tiring.
My friend Jordan got a call from his girlfriend and when he answered his phone, his voice changed. This is what we call "the girlfriend voice". It's when a man's voice changes significantly when talking to his girlfriend on the phone. Tone gets higher, range gets more distance (as if to say, "Hey, I have a girlfriend and I want everyone to know!), and the baby voice comes out at the very end of the call. Guys, i know you're in love or whatever and that's great, but grow a pair and talk like a human being.
The last thing I look for in a guy is 'how well he can be act like a complete ass'. You look and sound like an idiot when you do that and your girlfriend is retarded for liking it.

I don't hate people that are in love....just the retarded things they do.